I'm the Baby, Gotta Love Me

As if the bottle wasn't artificial enough, I now have to lick my food off of a stick. It works, but it's pretty inefficient. I get a little tiny bit, wait, get another tiny bit, wait... Even that wouldn't be so bad, if I could manage to keep half of it in my mouth. I'm gonna have to work on this for some time, I think.

I get fed by "Not the Mama" too.